Thursday, September 15, 2011

Banning Boobs

According to the cutting edge website, last year the Australian Classification Board came to the conclusion that it was okay to ban the depiction of small breasted women in adult publications and films. The flimsy reason given was that small cans on a porn star might give people the idea that they are minors even though they aren't, which in turn would encourage pedophilia, thus violating the National Classification Code. Well I call hogwash! This is titism plain and simple and I won't stand for it. Neither will these four members of the critically acclaimed NAAACP, The National Association For The Advancement Of A Cup Porn stars.

 Charlie's Angel Goddes Kacey Jordan. What are you trying to say Australian Government? That Charlie Sheen is a kiddie porner? Coke head? Yeah. Batterer of women? Allegedly. Winner? No doubt, but pedophile he is not! He is just a proud member of the itty bitty titty committee and so am I!

 This Orient Express is for adults only!  What are you trying to say Australian censors? That I'm a lover of tweens just because I'd like to put my fortune inside Kaylani Lei's cookie? That I'm outside of some movie theater waiting for "Twilight" teens to emerge because I like watching dudes on screen fill the pino of this Filipino? If I'm wrong for that I don't want to be right.

  Roxy's Butt Power. With that great ass backing her up, Roxy Reynolds wouldn't be put out of work as quickly as others but an injustice is an injustice. And don't think for one minute that the Australian boobists out there are going to stop with just putting up "Big Boobs Only" signs. Oh no, if they can cum for tiny tits today you better believe that they will be cumming for ample asses tomorrow.

  Sasha Grey's Entourage. I know, I know, the only wood Sasha Grey is taking these days is Hollywood, but this porn turned mainstream actress still holds a kinship with her fellow porn alum. In fact she has offered to use her new found legit celebrity status to bring to light the awful discriminatory practices of the Australian "no lump" policy. She plans to hold a telethon to raise money for the victims while Bono plans to make a visit to the land of the kangaroos.

   Until next time...

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