Thursday, September 1, 2011

Politics To Porn

     Welcum ladies and Gentlemen to my award winning, much talked about blog site Politics And Porn. Okay, in actuality this is my very first piece of real writing ever on the interwebs so be nice! Be firm but be fair.

 Why make a blog called Politics And Porn you ask? Well that's because those are my two favorite subjects ever and the two aren't as mutually exclusive as one might think with Marey Carey the porn star wanting to be a polititician and Anthony Weiner wanting to be a porn star tweeting his bird to the world! The two oldest professions are very similar, and as such, while I was watching Serra Paylin for the umpteenth time I got to thinking to myself. I said Self, "Who are the top five polititicans I would love to see pull out of politics and do porn?" After much thought and lots of anal a sis I came to these handful of polititicans starting with number five.

 RUBY DHALIA: Because Priya Rai shouldn't be the only Indian porn star to give me wood, this Canadian born ruby of indian descent is hot! Let's face it, porn could also use some more diversity and I'm willing and very able to dive her city any day of the week. In April of 2008 Ruby issued a Private Members Bill demanding that the federal government apologize for the Komagata Maru Incident. Hey Ruby, if I apologize as well will you address MY Private Member?

  SARAH PALIN: Love her or hate her Sarah is a barracuda! I won't lie, every time she winks or gives me a "you betcha" my pants get tighter. Porn needs Pole Her Rising figures like Sarah from wasilla although they might want to keep her contract short because she's liable to quit half way through a scene.  A scene they need to give to me.  I'd make her so delirious she really will think she sees Putin after I put in.

  Queen Rania of Jordan: I know, I know a queen isn't a polititician. Who cares? This woman is beautiful. The world doesn't need this royal goddess out there promoting education for Jordanian children and launching youtube channels to discuss Muslim stereotypes. She needs to be on youporn discussing the importance of women having the freedom to drive stick.
 
Anna Marie Galojen: Out of all the polititicians on my list this Estonian woman has the best chance to full fill my fantasy, considering she posed for playboy out of protest for being accused of stealing funds from the Estonian European movement. Is that all it takes to get a woman naked now a days? Hey Megan Fox, you're a thief!

 Maria Carfagna:  Belladonna! No not the porn star, I'm thinking of the Italian phrase meaning "beautiful woman". That is exactly what this italian polititician is. Like Galojen, this Chamber of Deputies member has done some boner work in the past both as a show girl and posing nude for magazines. Get in line Berlusconi, you can have her after I'm done...

 And there it is, the climaxic ending to my very first post. I hope I didn't bore you out there too much and hope you got some laughs. Next thoughts cumming soon....  
        

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